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Duh… July 18, 2007

Posted by elizabethwong in Current Affairs, Democracy, Malaysia, Note2Self, Politics.
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Last 24 hours – The Top Five (5) bodoh questions/statements that made me go, “duh…”

5. “Malaysia is an Islamic state!” – DPM Najib Razak

Duh… Surely you’re not that desperate to be PM?

4. “Social contract! Social contract!” – DAP, MCA, Gerakan dan lain-lain

Duh… Please go read up what is / constitutes a social contract. Bonus point for anyone who can tell us who first used this phrase in Malaysia.

3 . “(Insert name/s) should resign from FAM!”

Duh… You mean it’s only now you realise we suck at soccer, after 15 years of non-performance? We gonna get our a**es thrashed tonight by Iran. Everyone should resign including the Minister for Sports. (Updated: We won we won… the last spot! Neither Brickendonbury nor Birkenstocks can save us now.)

2. “(Insert name/s) saw Pak Lah’s feng-shui master who said elections will be Nov 25!”

Duh… Yeah, you and every other person saw this guy. Wah, this sifu so geng, can multiply and see so many people without charge one. Yeah. Right.

AND THE STUPIDEST QUESTION TODAY IS:-

1. “Pak Lah and family left for Australia lar… for good ah?”

Duh… Honeymoon still on mah. Everyday is honeymoon, since November 2003. Also family pow-wow lar. But it’s apparent no one can tell the difference whether the Prime Minister is in the country or out, until there’s a durian party.

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1. Chee Yong - July 19, 2007

Is it Reid Commision?

2. wits0 - July 19, 2007

Can we doubt that he thinks the PMship belongs to him – from the very beginning when he made his debut?

3. oA - July 19, 2007

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FAM is just like NEP.

It doesn’t help the team (country) at all, just those around the organization that benefit.

They only care to make noise, fill up their pockets and be happy and don’t even care if the team (country) performed well.

Guess what – FAM “success” story – courtesy of NEP. LoL

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4. oA - July 19, 2007

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Like father like son.

Except father died a painful dead – a retribution for all the blood he spilt in the riots of 69. He died off shore while in office – a sign of dishonor like any useless exile leaders – not worthy of the country.

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5. Hammerhead - July 19, 2007

Maybe he IS desperate..maybe now would be a good time for Pak Lah to bring the sodomy charges against him..

6. luclai - July 19, 2007

it was not a bodoh statement from najib but a smart one. maybe he purposely made it to divert attention from his involvment in the altantuya’s case or to cause some debate among PAS and UMNO.

7. wits0 - July 19, 2007

One can also get too smart in being smart – like in trying to fix something that ain’t broke.

8. yh - July 19, 2007

theres no bloody playable field ( for football) in Brickendonbury. Ask CITIZEN NADES. You wonder why we gonna spent so much money there. your take.

9. johnleemk - July 19, 2007

It’s definitely not the Reid Commission which first used the term “social contract”. I don’t remember it having been used until in the past few years. The closest I can get is an unwritten “racial bargain”, in the words of Gordon P. Means. I suspect Tun Dr Ismail might have used the term “social contract” in his diary, but I can’t be sure because I haven’t read the relevant portion of The Reluctant Politician in many months.

10. WATTAHACK? - July 19, 2007

5. “Malaysia is an Islamic state!” – DPM Najib Razak

after it was Hijacked like those missing chips from Penang… 2nd time!

11. mob1900 - July 20, 2007

“We’re not secular.
We’re just Blur-blur!”
- NaJeep Cherokee

12. Dek Mat - July 21, 2007

Mungkin para pemimpin Barisan Nasional telah terlalu lama menerajui kerajaan sehingga lupa perbezaan di antara falsafah Negara Malaysia dengan falsafah pentadbiran Malaysia.

Sesungguhnya Barisan Nasional adalah hanya satu gabungan parti-parti politik.

Barisan Nasional bukan Malaysia!

Vote BN out and vote for SiPM instead!


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