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Hippocretin December 13, 2007

Posted by elizabethwong in Bebal-ism, Current Affairs, Democracy, Huh?!, Human Rights, Malaysia, Politics.
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A new species was discovered in Malaysia, a country close to the equator, in November 2003. Political scientists have called it ‘Hippocretin‘ and is said to be a cross-breed between a hypocrite and a cretin. It is believed this new being which resembles a chicken, is easily spotted with its Big Ears, has an IQ of ‘Ling-ling’ and the ability to fall asleep anytime, thus needing constant guidance and prodding from his brood to move around. It loves Nasi Kandar but definitely not floods. It is known to be afraid of crowds.pmstupid2.jpgBut seriously.This is a little rich, coming from someone who flew off to Venezeula, then a week’s holiday in Perth (and caught opening a Nasi Kandar shop of his family’s, of all things!), when the country faced the worst floods ever in its history.Is buying a RM 200 million personal jet a form of loving your country, when fuel subsidies are cut and inflation spirals?Is enriching your family and friends with titles, contracts and money a patriotic act? Do you know the difference between filial acts and patriotism.Is silencing people who have legitimate grouses and demonstrate peacefully with chemical-laced water, teargas, batons, mass arrests, media machinery, called loving your people?IS ARRESTING UDAYAKUMAR, MANO etc. WITHOUT TRIAL under the ISA, taking away their right to defend themselves in an open court, a fair and just action?No, Hippocretin.It’s a cowardly act.


1. monsterball - December 13, 2007

Then spending spending like no body’s business….should be
And with big ears cannot hear should be Deafocretin?
Worst still….Deaf and dumbcretin.
What is this cretin….such a contagious word….hahahahahaha

2. hipopotato - December 13, 2007

The Hippopocretin Song

An old Hippopocretin was standing one day
On the banks of the cool Shalimar.
He gazed at the bottom as it peacefully lay
By the light of the evening star.

Away on the hilltop sat combing her hair
His fair Hippopocretin maid.
The Hippopocretin was no ignoramus
And sang her this sweet serenade.

Jean! Jean! Glorious Jean!
Nothing quite like her for cooling my blood.
So, follow me, follow, down to the hollow,
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.

The fair Hippopocretin he aimed to entice,
From here seen on the hilltop above,
As she hadn’t got a ma to give her advice,
Came tip-toeing down to her love.

Like thunder the forest re-echoed the sound
Of the song that they sang as they met.
His enamorata adjusted her garter
And lifted her voice in duet.

Jean! Jean! Glorious Jean!
Nothing quite like her for cooling my blood.
So, follow me, follow, down to the hollow,
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.

3. Melvin - December 13, 2007

bedol napoleon. that’s what he is. and worst of all, this imam besar islam hadhari had violated his own tenets.

4. Klaw - December 13, 2007

I hope he chokes on papaddum.

5. k.esu - December 13, 2007

They have a good strategy and outsmarted this cretin. They knew a few days ago and said so, some of them would be picked up, so some were left behind for the cretin to do just that. Now the fires keep burning.

The others are free to carry on the fight. Bedol betul bodo.

6. k.esu - December 13, 2007


I’m feeling a bit more… recovered now.

It occurs to me that nothing would make Dollah and gang happier than to see our backs and spirits broken.

Fuck that man, lawan tetap lawan.


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8. monsterball - December 13, 2007

koret koret koret…..kooorrreet!
correct correct cooorrrect
koret koret koooreet
What’s this? How come?

9. yh - December 14, 2007

nasi kandar shop closed within 6 months. but small change for these fellas. by the way, still keen for another holiday in PERTH and of course stay in Patrick Badawi’s bungalow while Johor is under waters. Great isnt it?

10. nstman - December 14, 2007

Korek, korek, korek. Spot on. We have a PM who loves nasi kandar more than his country. Korek, korek, korek. Badawi, you are a sick joke.

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