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Steve Jobs takes the stage now! October 15, 2008

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It’s that time of the year. Live from Cupertino

It’s like old times – JerryWho and Smoothriver are still up too, but hundreds of miles away, and we’re holding our breaths.


1. Scott Thong - October 15, 2008

Hehe, here’s a somewhat comic about the competition:

Little Gamers: Windows Vista Launch

2. Scott Thong - October 15, 2008

And two comics featuring the Windows/Mac ads:

One: Dueling Analigs: OS Wars

3. Scott Thong - October 15, 2008
4. Samuel Goh Kim Eng - October 15, 2008

For anyone in need of a notebook for study or job
There’s always a nice one done by Apple’s Steve Jobs
Here’s one fantastic Apple with plenty to chew on
Only just remember when to stop after you switch on

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng – 151008
Wed. 15th Oct. 2008.

5. anewmalay - October 15, 2008

Cross-breeding of human is a must for Malaysia – DIVERSITY OF
via cross breeding of human
( inter racial and inter national marriages needed for malaysia’s survival)

People in Malaysia need to be cross-bred. Cross breeding of
animals (e.g. in tilapia, goat, cow etc) and in plants (e.g. oil
palm cross pollination in Malaysia ) have been very successful in
many cases to improve quality of offspring. Malaysia needs to
learn from this biology concept applied in animal kingdom.

Set up a university to conduct research on cross breeding of
human. Provide research funds / grants to Malaysian and
international researchers to open up a new chapter for peace,
prosperity, media freedom, freedom of expression and true justice
in Malaysia . See what will be the changes (social, political,
religious, intellectual, perceptual etc) that can be brought about
via cross breeding of Malaysians.

So far, over the last 100 years, most marriages in Malaysia were
only inter-racial. We don’t need a rocket scientist to understand
this. This simply means, there had been (and still is) very few
inter racial marriages. Approximately 95% of the marriages are
intra-racial. Malaysia needs to break this trend. We need at least
60% of the marriages to be inter-racial. And only then we can have
racial harmony in practice. We have heard plenty of sermons
theorizing racial harmony. But in reality there is no racial
harmony in Malaysia . What we have is racial tension and
disharmony in this country. Thus, multiracial politics, though
undoubtedly a good beginning towards racial harmony and racial
unity, alone is not sufficient to ensure racial harmony in this
multi racial country. Just like multiracial politics, multi racial
marriages will bring lasting peace and sustainable development in
Malaysia . Thus, the leaders of this country must encourage inter
-racial marriages by rewarding them financially or in whatever
ways possible and / or feasible. We wish to see the father to be a
Malaysian Chinese and the mother to be Malay; the father to be a
Malaysian Indian and the mother to be Malaysian Chinese, the
father to be a Chinese and the mother is an Indian; the father to
be a Malay and the mother is an Indian and so on. We want to see
hybrid Malaysians. We do not want to see a Chinese, a Malay or an
Indian on the Malaysian street. We want to see hybrid Malaysians.

I have tried to form / change certain perception (of politics,
race, religion etc) of a bumiputera family over the last few
years. I found dead ends. I went no where. Certain beliefs and
perceptions are so deeply founded that it is very hard to unroot
them via traditional means. This family (specially the elderly
ones) believes that there is no alternative to racial politics in
Malaysia; that UMNO is the only future for Malays; that the
Chinese are somewhat enemies of the Malays; America is a 100%
evil; that it is anti Islamic to learn English or to speak in
English; that it is anti-islamic to speak to / mingle with a
Chinese or an Indian. We need extra ordinary measures to have
better Malaysia for every Malaysian. We need the Malays prefer
wedding Chinese. We need the Malays preferring to wed Indians. Off
course, we also need the Malays to wed good people from Kerala.
Until today, Malaysia belongs to only 10% of the Malaysians. These
are elite Malaysians. People on the street, like you and me are
Malaysians- just like we have Malaysian dogs and Malaysian cats.
Just like cats and dogs, we eat, shit and die. There is no meaning
of having such a life. While the elites in our society get richer
and richer by every second, the average Malaysian gets poorer by
every second. We must make Malaysians realize that life is not
merely eating, shitting and dieing. We need to establish a
university and conduct research to show clearly that the real
problem of Malaysia is not race. The real problem of Malaysia is
the tension between have and the have nots. The threat to Malaysia
’s peace is the fight between the elites (i.e. about 10% of the
Malaysians- comprising Chinese, Malay and Indians) and the average
Malaysians (the 90% of the Malaysians comprising Chinese, malays
and Indians). The real threat to Malaysia is social injustice and
unfair distribution of wealth. Lack of freedom of expression,
corrupt judiciary, and the corrupt executive adds / exacerbate to
this problem faced by our nation.

Today, it is possible to identify any Malaysian by skin color and
appearance. And instantly you can categorize one to be a Malay, a
Chinese or an Indian. You even don’t need the national identity
card to verify whether one’s racial identity in Malaysia . We must
take immediate steps to ensure that in each Malaysian family we
have someone Chinese looking, someone Malay looking and possibly
someone Indian looking. Let us try to have at least two races in
each family. This is / will be a very effective way to prevent any
May 1969, Taman Medan or similar incidents.

It is possible that some offspring from these cross marriages
(i..e inter racial marriages) would be as idiots and as criminal
as Madey. But it is highly unlikely that majority of these
offsprings would support those Madeys. Nor would these majority
offspring would keep quiet and do nothing about the atrocities
committed by the few Madeys and Madey’s cronies. In the long run,
many off these offsprings ( resulting from cross breeding- i.e.
inter racial marriages. would become Novel prize winners, world’s
best economists, peace makers, architects, engineers and

To have a truly bangsa Malaysia , I suggest 5 pakatan state
Offer this incentive for new and old (i.e. already existing)

First time marriage between couples of different race OR different
religion OR different nationality will receive a one-time cash
award of RM10,000.
First time marriage between couples of different race AND
different religion will receive a one-time cash award of RM15,000.
First time marriage between couples of different race AND
different nationality will receive a one-time cash award of
First time marriage between couples of different religion AND
different nationality will receive a one-time cash award of
First time marriage between couples of different race AND
different religion AND different nationality will receive a one-
time cash award of RM20,000.

Notes: In all cases, the foreign national MUST be GRANTED
MALAYSIAN PR (permanent residency within 60 DAYS of the marriage
registered in Malaysia ). For this purpose, the 5 pakatan state
governments must seek independence from the federation in terms of
immigration POLICIES AND PRACTICES. The BN government will have
power on immigration matters in BN run states only. The pakatan
governments must make it happen via Malaysian judiciary. The
judiciary must be brave to act independently. The judiciary must
not take instructions from the federal BN government.
* Any couple would be entitled to recieve any grant only once in a
* The children off these inter-race and international (one parent
/ spouse being Malaysian) marriages should also be rewarded. All
children (of such marriages) under the age of 20, should be given
a one time cash rewrd of RM50,000 each and a monthly allowance of
RM2000 till the age of 40. This is a small sacrifice by PR
government for social reconstruction in Malaysia. Do this program
for just five years and see the changes. It’s worth a sacrifice.
The Pakatan Rakyat must also ensure/demand that all “ Malaysia
second home” applications approved during BN government, must
either be made public or WITHDRAWN/ CANCELLED IMMEDIATELY. The
public must know the details of these people. The approvals are
scandalous and fictitious. There are so much hidden agenda. Many
criminals from other countries have been granted “ Malaysia second
home” visa. It’s an abuse of power. It’s a crime committed by BN
All PR (permanent residency) applications approved during BN
tenure must be made public or WITHDRAWN/ CANCELLED IMMEDIATELY.
All PR applications rejected during BN tenure must be approved by
PR run government. This specially applies to foreign spouses
married to Malaysian citizens. These foreign spouses already have
had enough nightmares in Malaysia during BN tenure. UMNO is /was
only interested in money; not in talents. So UMNO turned away all
talents from Malaysia .

*To qualify for these awards, All couples must preferably be at
least a graduate from a university located in Malaysia . (If only
one couple is graduate, while the other is not, then, may be the
reward would be slashed to 50% or 25%; and /or help pay the
tuition fees for the other couple to complete his/ her degree in a
Malaysian university!). Priority would be given to those who are
already graduates.

In fact, the pakatan Government would not have to spend a single
cent to finance these awards. All it needs to do is sell of all
the lands / assets / properties owned by Madey and use that money
to encourage cross-marriages among race, religion and
nationalities. All cash owned by Madey should also be forfeited/
frozen by pakatan government. Only this and other effective steps
will ensure long-term sustainability and peace in Malaysia .

These cross marriages will go a long way to see a truly united
bangsa Malaysia . Together, those bangsa Malaysia will not
tolerate dictators / criminals like Madey (TDM) even for a single
day. Each one of those bangsa Malaysia would resemble Raja Petra.
We can already see a million contrast between a true patriot (i.e.
Raja Petra) and a fake PM (i.e. Madey). Madey is responsible for
the poor economic state of the Malays today. Aren’t 90% of the
Malays still poor? Isn’t an average Chinese is five times richer
than an average Malay? Isn’t Madey directly responsible? Madey
hates cross-marriages (among races/ religions/ nationalities)
because he knows these cross marriages would give birth to
thousands of true patriots who would fight till the last drop of
their blood against zalim people like Madey.

Madey’s children’s assets/ bank balances should also be frozen.
His desposits are everywhere. From banks in Japan to Zimbabwe ;
from Kerala to Switzerland .
Malasyians must be made aware of all the businesses Madey and his
cronies/ children have interest. All Malaysians must avoid any
purchase from these businesses. A complete boycott is necessary.
We must punish these criminals financially.
We the rakyat must get (fu*k) Madey before he gets (fu*k) DSAI and
the Rakayt.


6. Malaysian Observer - October 15, 2008

Mahal betul the products of Apple!

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8. gunnfan - October 16, 2008

You like Apple too? Can you be more perfect? 🙂

Here’s a tune for you our perfect ADUN:

As I was walkin round grosvenor square
Not a chill to the winter but a nip to the air,
From the other direction, she was calling my eye,
It could be an illusion, but I might as well try, might as well try.

She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes.
And I knew without askin she was into the blues.
She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls,
I knew right away she was not like other girls, other girls.

In the thick of the evening when the dealing got rough,
She was too pat to open and too cool to bluff.
As I picked up my matches and was closing the door,
I had one of those flashes Id been there before, been there before.

Well, I aint always right but Ive never been wrong.
Seldom turns out the way it does in a song.
Once in a while you get shown the light
In the strangest of places if you look at it right.

Well there aint nothing wrong with the way she moves,
Scarlet begonias or a touch of the blues.
And theres nothing wrong with the look thats in her eyes,

Wind in the willows playin tea for two;
The sky was yellow and the sun was blue,
Strangers stoppin strangers just to shake their hand,
Everybodys playing in the heart of gold band, heart of gold band.

– Scarlet Begonias (The Grateful Dead)

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