Duh… July 18, 2007Posted by elizabethwong in Current Affairs, Democracy, Malaysia, Note2Self, Politics.
Last 24 hours – The Top Five (5) bodoh questions/statements that made me go, “duh…”
5. “Malaysia is an Islamic state!” – DPM Najib Razak
Duh… Surely you’re not that desperate to be PM?
4. “Social contract! Social contract!” – DAP, MCA, Gerakan dan lain-lain
Duh… Please go read up what is / constitutes a social contract. Bonus point for anyone who can tell us who first used this phrase in Malaysia.
3 . “(Insert name/s) should resign from FAM!”
Duh… You mean it’s only now you realise we suck at soccer, after 15 years of non-performance? We gonna get our a**es thrashed tonight by Iran. Everyone should resign including the Minister for Sports. (Updated: We won we won… the last spot! Neither Brickendonbury nor Birkenstocks can save us now.)
2. “(Insert name/s) saw Pak Lah’s feng-shui master who said elections will be Nov 25!”
Duh… Yeah, you and every other person saw this guy. Wah, this sifu so geng, can multiply and see so many people without charge one. Yeah. Right.
AND THE STUPIDEST QUESTION TODAY IS:-
1. “Pak Lah and family left for Australia lar… for good ah?”
Duh… Honeymoon still on mah. Everyday is honeymoon, since November 2003. Also family pow-wow lar. But it’s apparent no one can tell the difference whether the Prime Minister is in the country or out, until there’s a durian party.